RELEASE WEEK BLITZ: REVIEW, EXCERPT, AND GIVEAWAY: WELL HUNG by Lauren Blakely

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✮✮✮WELL HUNG is now available! ✮✮✮
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A hot and hilarious standalone romantic comedy, WELL HUNG is about an easy going, and well hung gentleman who’s been burned by love in the past but finds himself falling fast and hard for the one person he cannot have. It takes everything you love about a Lauren Blakely novel –witty dialogue, smoking hot sex scenes, and heartfelt moments –and puts them into one fantastic book! Told in the guy’s POV, WELL HUNG is the sexy, irreverent tale of what happens when a carpenter who’s good with all his tools accidentally marries his gorgeous and fiery assistant one night in Vegas. The trouble is…what happens in Vegas doesn’t always stay in Vegas in this twist on an office romance.

“Well Hung should come with the label ‘Satisfaction Guaranteed’ because there isn’t one single sentence I didn’t absolutely love of this story! This book has laugh-out-loud humor as well as a romance that’s both heartwarmingly sweet and deliciously dirty.”

-Yvette at Nose Stuck in a Book

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“Deliciously naughty and side-splittingly hilarious!”

Kelly at Beneath the Covers

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✮✮✮ WELL HUNG is here!✮✮✮

From the NYT Bestselling author of MISTER O, comes a hot and hilarious new standalone…

Here’s what you need to know about me — I’m well-off, well-hung and quick with a joke. Women like a guy who makes them laugh–and I don’t mean at the size of his d*ck. No, they want their funny with a side of huge… not to mention loyal. I’ve got all that plus a big bank account, thanks to my booming construction business. Yup. I know how to use all my tools.

Enter Natalie. Hot, sexy, smart, and my new assistant. Which makes her totally off limits…

Hey, I’m a good guy. Really. I do my best to stay far away from the kind of temptation she brings to work. Until one night in Vegas…

Yeah, you’ve heard this one before. Bad news on the business front, drowning our sorrows in a few too many Harvey Wallbangers, and then I’m banging her. In my hotel room. In her hotel room. Behind the Titanic slot machine at the Flamingo (don’t ask). And before I can make her say “Oh God right there YES!” one more time, we’re both saying yes–the big yes–at a roadside chapel in front of a guy in press-on sideburns and a shiny gold leisure suit.

But it turns out what happened in Vegas didn’t stay in Vegas. And now, my dick doesn’t stay in my pants when she’s around. I try to resist. Honest. But the more we try to keep our hands to ourselves, the more we end up naked again, and the more time I want to spend with her fully clothed, too. The question now is…do I take this woman to be my ex-wife?

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Review

In an epic battle of man versus penis and one hell of an invasion by “horny aliens,” Wyatt Hammer tries to overcome his need to “screw, pound, and drill” his trusty assistant, Natalie Rhodes, while contemplating the complexities and dangers of mixing business with pleasure. And, even though Wyatt knows that anything sexual between them is risky and somewhat forbidden due to his strict code of conduct as well as a no go due to one too many deceitful women who crossed over into his working domain, one adventurous night in Vegas threatens Wyatt’s good guy “remodel” and his boss/employee relationship with Natalie. But sometimes building a solid foundation and working with the best materials is the only way to construct a lasting bond – one that will see through until he and Natalie are well hung up on each other.

I absolutely adore the male perspective in storytelling and Lauren Blakely continues to NAIL IT time and time again. The way she presents her male character’s voice with his internal musings and friendly conversational tone with us the readers truly allows for an in-depth understanding of her big package hotties beyond their good looks, charm, and sexual innuendos.

It’s clear from the start the reasons for Wyatt’s refusal to mix business with pleasure; he’s been burned one too many times, and he doesn’t want to drink that nasty cocktail again. But what’s also clear from the beginning of the story is Wyatt’s chemistry with Natalie. There’s always been a flirtatious connection between them – one that is amplified with Wyatt’s smooth talking and Natalie’s ability to hold her own with one liners and double entrendres – a characteristic that constantly forces him to keep his impressive endowment under control whenever Natalie is in his presence.

Well Hung oozes with sexual tension, hot as hell sex scenes, an epic Vegas adventure, and a male hero who’s a dirty talking, big hearted, hardworking, sexy as sin man whose fear of being played again just might lose him the best thing to ever happen to him OR he just might trust it gut this time around and end up with an “almost ex-wife” who becomes his everything.

You’ll have to see which path Wyatt takes by hearing his story in his own words because that’s the only way you’re going to find out;)

A complimentary copy was provided in exchange for an honest review.

4.5 Poison Apples

Excerpt

Let’s back up.

How did we get from not kissing to kissing? What was that turning point? Did she lean into me?

Did I move closer to her? Details matter. I’ll gladly share them.

 Start with six months of sexual tension. Add in two mojitos for her, two beers for me, and a couple vodka tonics. Stir that with some bad news on the business front, and top it with the cherry of Natalie’s hit-me-over-the-head-with-a-stick comment that left no question as to what she wanted…and here I am.

We don’t lean into each other. There’s no inch-by-slow-sensual-inch pull. It’s not a slow burn.

It’s a fiery crash. We’re two cars speeding on the highway of this night, and we slam into each other, crawl across the hoods, and kiss like crazy.

Nothing is tentative about this. We go from not kissing to kissing in less than sixty nanoseconds. Yeah, I don’t really know what a nanosecond is, either. But it happens in no time.

And now my hand is in her hair, yanking her close as we crush our lips together. We kiss hard and rough, fueled by pent-up desire and more than enough vodka and rum to make this inevitable.

Her teeth scrape me, and I growl, loving her roughness. I suck hard on her bottom lip, and I’m rewarded by nearly the same sound from her. She’s like a tiger, and together we’re animals.

I grip her head tighter, and her hands are all over me—in my hair, then down my chest, then along my arms. We kiss so deeply, it’s like we’re trying to climb each other.

At some point, she breaks off, breathes out hard, then whispers in my ear, “I’ve wanted to do that for so long.”

“Not as long as I have. Now get those lips back on mine,” I tell her, and she complies.

My hands cup her cheeks, but I’m not gentle, and she doesn’t want me that way. She’s not a gentle girl. She’s badass and tough, and she wants what I want. I hold her face tightly in my hands, and she practically crawls into my lap in a rush to get closer, then closer still as she presses her tits against my chest.

I’m seated on a stool at the bar, and we are putting on some kind of show. But I don’t care.

My tongue searches and hunts, wanting to taste every corner of her mouth, savoring the vodka and the tonic and, most of all, the Natalie. She whimpers and moans, and I swallow every sexy sound she makes.

This stool is ours. This bar is ours. The night belongs to this kiss, because it’s not a starter kiss. It contains all the clues necessary to assemble the puzzle of where this night will end.

With unwavering certainty, I know what kind of kiss this is.

As I explore her mouth, and she claims mine with equal urgency, I know that I will be fucking Natalie tonight.

“Romantic, hilarious, & ridiculously HOT!”

Musings of the Modern Belle

“You heard it first from us: Lauren Blakely wrote the HOTTEST rollercoaster scene ever!”

-The Rock Stars of Romance

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author-pic-lauren-blakelyAbout Lauren Blakely

Since self-publishing her debut romance novel CAUGHT UP IN US three years ago, Lauren Blakely has sold more than 1 million books. She is known for her sexy contemporary romance style that’s full of heat, heart and humor. A devout fan of cake and canines, Lauren has plotted entire novels while walking her four-legged friends. She lives in California with her family. With ten New York Times bestsellers, her titles have appeared on the New York Times, USA Today, and Wall Street Journal Bestseller Lists more than fifty times. Her bestselling series include Sinful Nights, Seductive Nights, No Regrets, Caught Up in Love, and Fighting Fire as well as standalone romantic comedies like BIG ROCK and MISTER O, which were both instant New York Times Bestsellers. In the fall she’ll release WELL HUNG, another romantic comedy. To receive an email when Lauren releases a new book, sign up for her newsletter, laurenblakely.com/newsletter!

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